“Let’s get something straight right now. This virtue you have, this Black Gold, is mine! You do your thing to get it. I sell it. The money we get is mine!”
“Don’t worry. I’ll give you some, if you keep doing the right thing, see? You’re beautiful! You’ll command a good market price. You’ll be helping your family, your friends, your countrymen. Just keep doing what I tell ya. It’s a swell deal all around. We’re gonna be rich!”
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He’s like the hapless, but extraordinarily, inexplicably successful Milo Minderbinder in “Catch-22,” who justifies his nefarious, misappropriated acquisitions by telling everyone, “You have a share!”
Shithead’s latest book, now being ghostwritten, will be unleashed soon, “The Art Of The Con!”