On Friday, the government of Honduras issued arrest warrants for Juan Hernandez, former president and convicted drug smuggler, and his accomplice Donald J. Trump, currently the American president. “Hernandez is worse than the cartels for the damage he...
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy responded enthusiastically to President Trump’s Peace Plan today, accepting every item while proposing minor adjustments to demonstrate “true partnership solidarity.” “We welcome this opportunity for peace and appreciate that the United States views Ukraine...
Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Jr. yesterday announced plans for a massive amusement and luxury complex in the Saudi-allied nation of Duhai, featuring gold-plated roller coasters connecting dome towers that lean at “architecturally daring” angles. “Think of an...
**WASHINGTON** — President Trump boasted today about a cerebral examination in which he proclaimed unqualified victory, telling gathered reporters that he had achieved “marks so high, so incredible, that the testing professors wept at witnessing such raw intellectual...
President Trump today announced the cancellation of tariff negotiations with Canada, apparently in response to an advertisement the Province of Ontario ran in U.S. markets. The ad ran clips of President Ronald Reagan lambasting tariffs as counterproductive to...
“Have they announced it yet? Did I get it?” President Trump asked his Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, for the third time this morning. “Not yet, Mr. President. But any minute now. I don’t see how the Nobel Committee...
In an exemplary application of the business skills acquired over decades, President Trump has pressed a shakedown of two of America’s most successful chipmakers. Nvidia and AMD will both be passing 15% of their AI chip revenue from...
“Winning” is the keyword in conservative media recently, as President Trump has scored victories over Congress, the Supreme Court, and other nations. From Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Fox News to a bevy of loyalist podcasters, the President...
Immigration officials have confirmed reports that the Statue of Liberty has been removed from Liberty Island. ICE agents conducted a thorough search through archived records, finding that Lady Liberty actually originated in France. She arrived in 1886 without...
After threatening to shutter over thirty American embassies and consulates across the globe in April, President Trump has once again sent diplomatic tremors through international corridors, this time targeting 12 additional nations. Seven of these latest casualties –...