
“Let’s get something straight right now. This virtue you have, this Black Gold, is mine! You do your thing to get it. I sell it. The money we get is mine!” “Don’t worry. I’ll give you some, if...

“Let’s get something straight right now. This virtue you have, this Black Gold, is mine! You do your thing to get it. I sell it. The money we get is mine!” “Don’t worry. I’ll give you some, if...

Senator Chuck Schumer, Minority Leader in the U.S. Senate, had firm words for the Republican majority in Congress: “Curb your dog!” After the surprise attack on Caracas, Venezuela in the nighttime hours, Schumer visibly threw up his hands...

On Friday, the government of Honduras issued arrest warrants for Juan Hernandez, former president and convicted drug smuggler, and his accomplice Donald J. Trump, currently the American president. “Hernandez is worse than the cartels for the damage he...

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy responded enthusiastically to President Trump’s Peace Plan today, accepting every item while proposing minor adjustments to demonstrate “true partnership solidarity.” “We welcome this opportunity for peace and appreciate that the United States views Ukraine...

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Jr. yesterday announced plans for a massive amusement and luxury complex in the Saudi-allied nation of Duhai, featuring gold-plated roller coasters connecting dome towers that lean at “architecturally daring” angles. “Think of an...

**WASHINGTON** — President Trump boasted today about a cerebral examination in which he proclaimed unqualified victory, telling gathered reporters that he had achieved “marks so high, so incredible, that the testing professors wept at witnessing such raw intellectual...

President Trump today announced the cancellation of tariff negotiations with Canada, apparently in response to an advertisement the Province of Ontario ran in U.S. markets. The ad ran clips of President Ronald Reagan lambasting tariffs as counterproductive to...

“Have they announced it yet? Did I get it?” President Trump asked his Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, for the third time this morning. “Not yet, Mr. President. But any minute now. I don’t see how the Nobel Committee...

In an exemplary application of the business skills acquired over decades, President Trump has pressed a shakedown of two of America’s most successful chipmakers. Nvidia and AMD will both be passing 15% of their AI chip revenue from...

“Winning” is the keyword in conservative media recently, as President Trump has scored victories over Congress, the Supreme Court, and other nations. From Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Fox News to a bevy of loyalist podcasters, the President...