“We’re not the only country who’s had a problem finding suitable places to export unwanted people,” said President Trump at Monday’s Press Conference. “Take Britain, for example, our mother country. They had problems with some lowlifes – criminals,...
“This has got to stop. Somebody’s got to say, ‘Enough already!’ That somebody is me!” When confused reporters on the South Lawn of the White House asked what he was talking about, President Trump replied, “All these foreign...
Immigration officials have confirmed reports that the Statue of Liberty has been removed from Liberty Island. ICE agents conducted a thorough search through archived records, finding that Lady Liberty actually originated in France. She arrived in 1886 without...
In what was characterized as an overzealous pursuit of President Trump’s blanket rejection of birthright citizenship, ICE officials arrested three suspects, anonymously identified as T1, T2, and T3, at their respective homes in coordinated 4 a.m. raids this...
“Mr. Worthingless, you expect me to believe any of these incredible excuses for non-compliance with the court?” said Maryland federal judge, Joni Mitchell. “Yes, your honor. The Administration can do nothing to return Mr. Abrego Garcia to the...