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August 23, 2025/
On Friday, FBI agents searched the home and office locations of a former National Security Advisor in President Trump’s first term for evidence of classified files. “We have reason to believe that Mr. Bolton has in his possession certain files with Top Secret classifications,” said Special Agent Ron McDonald. “If he has them, we want them.” Possession of such files...
August 19, 2025/
“This has got to stop. Somebody’s got to say, ‘Enough already!’ That somebody is me!” When confused reporters on the South Lawn of the White House asked what he was talking about, President Trump replied, “All these foreign names! Why do we have cities with the ‘San’ this and ‘Las’ that? San Diego, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles. We’ve...
August 13, 2025/
In an exemplary application of the business skills acquired over decades, President Trump has pressed a shakedown of two of America’s most successful chipmakers. Nvidia and AMD will both be passing 15% of their AI chip revenue from China to the US government. In exchange, the Trump Administration’s Commerce Department will reissue the export licenses it canceled in April. “This...
August 1, 2025/
Responding to widespread criticism of its latest gerrymandering effort, Texas Republicans once again offered a revised map for the US House of Representatives voting districts for the 2026 mid-terms. Rep. John Grisel, sponsor of the measure, explained the rationale. “Okay whiners, we’ve made it really simple for you: three large urban districts and 35 rural ones, emphasizing the boundless stretches...
July 26, 2025/
The Supreme Court acknowledged today the remodeling of the Court building to include a special access corridor for Emergency Applications from the Trump Administration. “They’re coming so fast and furious that we needed a clear path for the sheer deluge,” explained Jason Slipstream of the Court’s operations group. “To avoid the ever-present gaggle of reporters outside, we’ve positioned a taco...
July 10, 2025/
Trump allies have launched an all-out attack on former President Biden and staff for not revealing his mental decline, as noted in a recent memoir. June 2nd marks President Biden’s 82nd birthday. “President Trump has never hidden his mental decline like Joe Biden did,” said Roger Fullofitt, Public Relations Explainer for the Republican National Committee. “Everybody could see him dancing...
July 7, 2025/
“Winning” is the keyword in conservative media recently, as President Trump has scored victories over Congress, the Supreme Court, and other nations. From Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Fox News to a bevy of loyalist podcasters, the President is basking in accolades. “There’s so much winning, the radical leftist socialist scum are going crazy!” announced the President at a cocktail...
June 16, 2025/
Immigration officials have confirmed reports that the Statue of Liberty has been removed from Liberty Island. ICE agents conducted a thorough search through archived records, finding that Lady Liberty actually originated in France. She arrived in 1886 without the required immigration papers. Workers dismantled the 305 foot statue and loaded it onto a freighter over the Memorial Day Weekend, to...
June 16, 2025/
In a rare appearance in the White House Rose Garden, currently being torn out and redone by First Lady Melania as part of her Be Best for America campaign, President Trump updated the press on preparations for the military parade set for June 14th. “This will be one of the greatest parades in America! We will honor all those losers,...
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