
In a dimly lit room on K Street, Washington D.C., a small cluster of well suited men wandered a room, all smiles. “Finally! Finally we get approval of what we all knew: politics is, by it's very nature...

In a dimly lit room on K Street, Washington D.C., a small cluster of well suited men wandered a room, all smiles. “Finally! Finally we get approval of what we all knew: politics is, by it's very nature...

On Friday, the government of Honduras issued arrest warrants for Juan Hernandez, former president and convicted drug smuggler, and his accomplice Donald J. Trump, currently the American president. “Hernandez is worse than the cartels for the damage he...

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia made an unexpected demand today, calling on Russian President Vladimir Putin to “release the tapes!” The long-time Trump supporter appeared suddenly willing to counter the President after announcing her imminent retirement from...

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy responded enthusiastically to President Trump’s Peace Plan today, accepting every item while proposing minor adjustments to demonstrate “true partnership solidarity.” “We welcome this opportunity for peace and appreciate that the United States views Ukraine...

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Jr. yesterday announced plans for a massive amusement and luxury complex in the Saudi-allied nation of Duhai, featuring gold-plated roller coasters connecting dome towers that lean at “architecturally daring” angles. “Think of an...

Five thousand hungry Americans gathered on the Ellipse yesterday after President Trump promised “a miracle” on Truth Social. Trump appeared in a brown robe—”100% Egyptian cotton, very expensive”—and approached the microphone. “You’re starving. The fake news won’t tell...

**WASHINGTON** — President Trump boasted today about a cerebral examination in which he proclaimed unqualified victory, telling gathered reporters that he had achieved “marks so high, so incredible, that the testing professors wept at witnessing such raw intellectual...

President Trump today announced the cancellation of tariff negotiations with Canada, apparently in response to an advertisement the Province of Ontario ran in U.S. markets. The ad ran clips of President Ronald Reagan lambasting tariffs as counterproductive to...

“We’re finally doing something about this. Soon, the White House and entire Executive Branch will be SAFE!” texted the President on Truth Social. His response to criticism about demolishing an established part of American history fell flat. “It’s...

From high in the White House, President Trump hailed the thousands of people gathered outside his gated entry, past the Ellipse, and continuing to the National Mall. “Thank you, patriots! This looks to be the biggest rally I’ve...

“Have they announced it yet? Did I get it?” President Trump asked his Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, for the third time this morning. “Not yet, Mr. President. But any minute now. I don’t see how the Nobel Committee...

The early fall rain had started as the cars began to line up at the White House rear entry. Within ten minutes, twenty of the Trump loyalists were gathered in the Oval Office. Building staff were not present,...

“We have a problem in America. A BIG problem.” President Trump spoke from a podium at the Ellipse, near the White House. “There are too many books leading us astray, leading our children astray. Books promoting RADICAL LIBERAL...

At a rally in Pennsylvania today, President Trump unveiled a new item in his official Trump Store, www.TrumpedUp.gov. “This is gonna fly off the shelves!” claimed the president. “It’s fashionable; it’s healthy; it’s only $39.95 with your MAGA...

“We’re not the only country who’s had a problem finding suitable places to export unwanted people,” said President Trump at Monday’s Press Conference. “Take Britain, for example, our mother country. They had problems with some lowlifes – criminals,...

Demonstrating his profile pattern of reneging on established contracts, President Trump met today with the American Business Roundtable to gloat about his recent investment in Intel, the American chip manufacturer. “I froze the $8.9 billion in grants they...

President Trump today called for the renaming of the Washington and Lincoln monuments during a press briefing at the White House. The historic buildings, icons of American democracy and resilience, will be named after the president’s two older...

On Friday, FBI agents searched the home and office locations of a former National Security Advisor in President Trump’s first term for evidence of classified files. “We have reason to believe that Mr. Bolton has in his possession...

“This has got to stop. Somebody’s got to say, ‘Enough already!’ That somebody is me!” When confused reporters on the South Lawn of the White House asked what he was talking about, President Trump replied, “All these foreign...

In an exemplary application of the business skills acquired over decades, President Trump has pressed a shakedown of two of America’s most successful chipmakers. Nvidia and AMD will both be passing 15% of their AI chip revenue from...

Responding to widespread criticism of its latest gerrymandering effort, Texas Republicans once again offered a revised map for the US House of Representatives voting districts for the 2026 mid-terms. Rep. John Grisel, sponsor of the measure, explained the...

The Supreme Court acknowledged today the remodeling of the Court building to include a special access corridor for Emergency Applications from the Trump Administration. “They’re coming so fast and furious that we needed a clear path for the...

Trump allies have launched an all-out attack on former President Biden and staff for not revealing his mental decline, as noted in a recent memoir. June 2nd marks President Biden’s 82nd birthday. “President Trump has never hidden his...

“Winning” is the keyword in conservative media recently, as President Trump has scored victories over Congress, the Supreme Court, and other nations. From Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Fox News to a bevy of loyalist podcasters, the President...

Immigration officials have confirmed reports that the Statue of Liberty has been removed from Liberty Island. ICE agents conducted a thorough search through archived records, finding that Lady Liberty actually originated in France. She arrived in 1886 without...

In a rare appearance in the White House Rose Garden, currently being torn out and redone by First Lady Melania as part of her Be Best for America campaign, President Trump updated the press on preparations for the...

Roger Throckmorton, a professor of governmental systems at Mt. Horem University, weighed in on the unraveling drama of American Democracy vs. Plutocracy. “Citizens United has really taken the lid off donations,” he said in reference to the Supreme...

While the wealthy have always had a greater say in American politics, seldom has the display of monetary control of our government been more visible. Are we a nation governed by democracy – rule by the people –...

After threatening to shutter over thirty American embassies and consulates across the globe in April, President Trump has once again sent diplomatic tremors through international corridors, this time targeting 12 additional nations. Seven of these latest casualties –...

President Trump today extended his run on presidential pardons, granting clemency to more than two dozen convicted felons and political allies. Supporters were surprised; critics were shocked; recipients were elated. “Donald Trump’s pardoning of the January 6th criminals...

Almost lost in the recent scuffle between the Trump Administration and Harvard University is the discovery there of a rare copy of the Magna Carta, the British document that laid the path for democracy and served as the...

President Trump took the next step for militarizing space by announcing a new program for arming low earth orbit. Called the “Golden Dome,” the system would utilize satellites with defensive missiles intended to shoot down attacking missiles anywhere...

In March the Trump Administration attempted to dismantle the Voice of America by placing all of its 1300 workers on leave. A federal judge subsequently blocked this action. Last Thursday, the administration struck again by openly firing 600...

Multiple reports about a gifted Boeing 747 have emerged from various news outlets, the Qatari government, and now President Trump himself. Decrying the state of his two 30 year old 747s and the delays of two new ones...

As Americans celebrated the first Pope elect in history to be born in the United States, President Donald Trump made claims of fraud and election interference against the Vatican. “I know it was rigged because I should have...

President Trump today invited Senate Republicans to join him for a Happy Hour at the White House. Trump said he would say a toast to all loyal Senators with a glass of his new cocktail, the JJ. “It...

In what was characterized as an overzealous pursuit of President Trump’s blanket rejection of birthright citizenship, ICE officials arrested three suspects, anonymously identified as T1, T2, and T3, at their respective homes in coordinated 4 a.m. raids this...

Prices high? Tariffs threatening to raise them higher? The President has an answer for that: “Who cares?” Visitors to the White House today saw President Trump wearing a light jacket with the words, “Who Cares?” written across its...

Vice President JD Vance called on Ukraine to accept a peace proposal he and his Russian counterparts had proposed on Wednesday. If not, he said the U.S. would have no alternative but to “walk away” from negotiations. Coming...

“Mr. Worthingless, you expect me to believe any of these incredible excuses for non-compliance with the court?” said Maryland federal judge, Joni Mitchell. “Yes, your honor. The Administration can do nothing to return Mr. Abrego Garcia to the...

Protesters of recent Trump Administration policies have organized rallies for April 15th called “Say Hey, We Won’t Pay!” The protest is an amalgamation of groups opposing Trump policies on trade, tariffs, fiscal policies, government dismantling, health, defense, budget,...

In a move that can only be described as a masterstroke of economic self-flagellation, the Trump Administration has proposed a groundbreaking policy that promises to redefine the art of shooting oneself in the foot: a whopping 25% tariff...

In a hastily called news conference, Elon Musk claimed his biggest score yet in rooting out government waste and fraud. “$26 million! That’s how much just one government employee has cost American taxpayers. He has been absent from...

President Trump’s recent debacle sending migrants to Guantanamo prison, only to return them to the United States days later at a $16 million cost, has a new twist. On his social media site at 4:15 a.m., the president...

Elon Musk is coming to Wisconsin – with hundred dollar bills and a million dollar raffle prize! Winners will become spokespeople for his America PAC supported causes, like putting Brad Schimel, the Republican candidate in this week’s election,...
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